This morning LL was reminded one more time that he is fast only in his mind.  Sidvicious a/k/a – Minime, the last rider, easily passed him on the last hill and he rode in alone.  Afterwards when Lukie was caught laughing at what just happened, LL made a clear statement, "If you say anything about this, your final check will [...]

This morning in the NP conference room, Lucas McCain announced his intention to turn Pro.  He said that now is the right time to do it.  When asked what it meant to be a Professional Athlete,  he corrected the one person who attended and explained that Pro is short for "Professional Assistant".  He will now be able [...]

Less than two days after a dismal display of riding by the 2007 VBOTY, Warlord has contacted the YMCA Youth Soccer League to merge organizations.  Warlord contends that by having everyone receive a year end trophy it will be better for the organization.   He researched into the YMCA bylaws and if VB's join, all VB's will [...]

This morning I am going to announce my retirement from all sports and focus on my true passion, Ultimate Frisbee.  I have reserved the conference room and Lukie will be providing coffee for all attendees.   For those of you who are interested in ths wonderful sport, all you need is: a tank top, knee high socks, [...]

After riding the entire big loop attached to the back, George King couldn't hold on when the pace picked up.  I had just pulled up the last hill on Hartsville Guard when NGT and NID attacked.  I then saw George and I would say that his face was more of a Ming Red color, so [...]

Even though we met at 3:30 for a two hour ride, Leighton Lord pulled out excuse #1 right as we were getting ready to race in the fort with a 10 minute extension.  At no time during the first hour did he mention that he needed to shorten his portion of the ride.  Only after we [...]

I have decided to call out Warlord for the Little Mountain Century on September 29th at 8:00 AM.  The loser of this event will take his name out of the running for 2007 VB of the Year.