Unbeknownst to many local cyclists, about three months ago, Coach Tom "Crash-Man" Sundae pulled his young protege aside and gave him a stern "talking to." Upset with Joe "Squirrel" Kovac’s erratic cycling, subpar performances in Sippy rides and overall nut-job antics, Sundae gave a Kovac a mandate: straighten up or have your prized Sippy jersey revoked. [...]