Last Tues Street broke his crank. The next Tues, he got a flat, his tube had melted into his tire. Today, his seat fell off. (yes, he had no idea how to fix his bike each time)
WTF?
Is Street using the old Fat Toad, have a mechanical rather than get dropped trick? Or [...]

Saturdays Ride saw the establishment of a new VB Order. Choppy did not show up. Street went for a long slow run with a group of chubby recreational runners.
NatureBoy, WarLord, King, Muzzin, NID and Squirrel were present. After passing the Sippies on the Flats and one of them yelling the P word [...]

Little did we know that Street's sub-par St. Pat's 5k performance was just the beginning of the end. 
Next, came WOP V, where Street…………….well Choppy said it so well, I will not repeat, although I do often think about it when I am looking for a happy spot.
What has not been reported……….yet, but will, is [...]

Kinda hard to tell what will happen this weekend, as the VB’s are not very fit, even less fit than normal. Therefore, there will be a bloodbath.
Top honors? Who knows? Choppy thinks he will get it, but many are talking about another North Korean beatdown. Well, Street is.
Street? He could crash………several [...]

The date for WOP V is now set and the fear is starting to set in.
FatToad – appears to have broken his own ankle. Years past he has broken his own bike, and no one took notice.
Punk – moved to some place in the midwest.
Lukie – move to some place in West Virginia.
Street – [...]

At an elite VB executive session this morning, King was voted winner of the 2009 Fat Toad Award.  This award goes to the rider who lives the ethos of the Fat Toad, when things get hard, when a ride gets fast, when a hill gets steep and when the air is cold, don't suffer through [...]

Will leave from Case del WarLord, the corner of Heathwood Circle and Devereaux at 8:00 a.m. sharp.  The VB's don't have no stinkn' 20 minute rule, if you want to sit around and wait for people and then go slow and take lots of breaks, we suggest the Brennan Ride is a better bet for [...]

Another Thursday smack down, another victim of the WarLord, this time Streetball.
As the group of Street, WarLord, King, Choppy, NatureBoy and Squirrel, headed out, NatureBoy and Squirrel started to suffer (this is known as a Hobson's Choice as NatureBoy and Squirrel did not show up, so if they admit on the Blog to not showing [...]