Ok, I wasn't there, but I heard that several vicious bikers literally took control of the most recent Tuesday Night World Championship in what has been described as 'like taking candy from a baby.'  Independent reports have not confirmed this, however preliminary results have 3 VB's finishing top 10 (Kong was the 3rd).  More importantly, [...]

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Punk Enterprizes, maker of Punk Systems used in the routine destruction of amateur cyclists, announced an update to its core platform.  "We're on target to full release of version 2.5 by mid-february, so we're very happy to have pushed our release candidate 2.0.5 this past weekend while doing 'in the wild' testing in [...]

Fellow Vicious Bikers, I've taken the liberty of greatly improving the blog in preparation for what is widely considered the most anticipated comeback in Vicious Biker history… mine. Before I speak to how I will inflict pain on each of you, let's review some of the improvements to the site…
First, you may [...]

At the risk of bringing down the wrath of the Calfmaster, I have to say that I read the latest article (among the oh so many that are out there) of the Vicious Bikers with some concern.  First, the author has unknowingly penned in LL's self-coined nickname of Warlord… which, I'm sure that he'd planned [...]

Rumors abound that Punk has officially begun his 2007 spring training.  A spokesperson indicated that he has, in fact, dusted off his bike and intends to 'open a can of whoop-@ss' at this year's Tour de Leaves. Given his performance last year, pollers remain skeptical.  "I know I've under-performed these past few months, but times [...]

On more than one occasion, I've begun a post with the phrase, "this is a true story."  At the risk of being boring and not the least bit funny, this is a true story.  I recently had the privilege of setting up a new computer for Crawford at his home.  I must admit that this [...]

Okay, this is a true story. Really. The HSPCA has been very lucky, one cuz they have me as a fearless leader and two because they have wonderful folks like those at Rosewood Elementary School that strive to make our community a better place everyday… loving, caring folks that give as much as [...]

It’s been a few days now and nobody has written anything worthy about WOP III, one of the nation’s most anticipated winter events. Since I’m not one of the victors, I will only focus on a few key points.

I got dropped real hard on saturday, and I’m feeling really bad for myself. [...]